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jfboyd is...

Created and managed the pearlswine community from 2004 to 2010.

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User Number: 3362151
Date Created:06.08.2004
Number of Posts: 786

Born in London on November 28, 1757, into the family of a hosier. Having no formal education, he was apprenticed to an engraver, James Basire. There were almost no outward events in his life. He was not a professional poet or man of letters, but earned his living, sometimes very precariously, as an engraver. Insofar as he had any public reputation during his lifetime, it was as a failed, eccentric painter. But some of his lyrics were known and admired by Coleridge and other literary men.
Strengths: Good hygiene, friend to man and woman alike, comfortable with animals
Weaknesses: Arrogant, egotistical, crude, and mean. Also does not like tunafish
Special Skills: Ninja writing ability, Poet Laureate 1956-1960, Extreme Dolphin Mobilization capability
Weapons: Killer Nailclip of Death, 2x Sword of Vermilion, iBook G4, Roundhouse Right, Call of the Maji
Obscure DOS Programs of the Early '90s: PC Plus, QBasic, Spitfire BBS, Pyro 2.0, .GIFView

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